Since y'all are going to your own site, I just wanted to say Bye.

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[–]ByeLoser 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (7 children)

Your aledged wife think's your dick is small and has never had an orgasm. She has told everyone that she knows this (Friends, family etc...) And nobody on this sub is going to have sex with you EVER.So you can stop the attention whoring, we all know you smell bad. Your Welcome.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

This type of insult attempt is hilariously bad. You point the finger, but are slapping your own face with your other hand.

[–]Feelinveryblue 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

You men are annoying and have no fucking life.

[–]Curus-Bachleda 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I want to feel empathy for male incels. I swear to God. And in some ways I do. Dating and relationships are hard, and yes, lookism and heightism are a thing, but it’s hard to empathize with a group that is so demonstrably misogynistic and delusional.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Truth!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🧐 you said you wouldn't tell anybody.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're*

[–]HornyToad 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (18 children)

This reminds me of bluepilled Beckies and Stacies and makes me laugh. Even if this was a joke against us it really does capture the dumb advice we've been given all our lives.

One group of Beckies will tell us to "smile more" or "put yourself out there" and the other group of Beckies will insult our looks in front of our faces and openly laugh at us.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm glad you got it. I didn't mean it as a joke against y'all.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

In the world, there are many ugly people in a healthy relationship, and attractive people who always fail at it. As long as you're symmetrical, the problems are always mental.

[–]Feelinveryblue 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Biggest crock of bullshit ever. I have a recognised facial deformity as many of us do. Now what asshole?

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    [–]Curus-Bachleda 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

    If you think so, I have a bridge to sell you. The majority of the girls here are mocked and turned down by below or average looking guys. Your advice is best suited to men, namely the ones who claim "No woman wants me!". It's definitely much easier for a hideous guy to find a mate than for a hideous girl to do the same. The truth is many, many men despise unattractive women. They don't talk and even avoid eye contact with us.

    [–]buskabada 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

    Good joke. Women can't be lonely, and they definitively can't be unwanted.

    [–]Gigababejfl 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

    Better joke. Men can't be lonely. You can buy your way into physical relations or marriage. You can also offer your holes to men for usage the same way you're suggesting women do. And that is what you're suggesting when you say women "can't" be lonely since the only way for an unwanted woman to be touched is for someone to use her body. So let a man use your body. Since our needs and our desires mean nothing in the transaction, you can offer the same services and end your loneliness and suffering. After all, that's all it takes says you.

    [–]buskabada 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    You make no sense. You contradict yourself in the same sentence when you say that an "unwanted women" can be touched by someone. Those things kinda exclude one another. Anyway, again with the "just be gay" deflection. Changing one's sexuality isn't an argument, otherwise why aren't you just becoming a trans-man? According to you ugly men have it easier. See how dumb this kind of "logic" is? If men could be get sex from women as easily as women can get it from men, you might have a point.

    [–]Gigababejfl 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Yeah, I make no sense. That's why all of history to this very day holds an astronomical market of men buying sex, affection, relationships whether they have to or want to.

    And just be gay isn't a deflection. Homosexuality is a valid thing and not to be confused with your utitlity for whoever needs a warm place to use up-- exactly the way you people keep saying women should do it

    You're not thinking about our benefit or sexuality when you're being dismissive and telling us to fuck anyone to "solve loneliness"

    Do you care if we are gay or straight? Do you care if we are attracted to the man or if he is kind to us? Do you? No. You say we can't be lonely because we have holes to provide. You have no humanity in you to suggest this to women like this.

    So allow me to return the energy in kind.

    By your logic, you can't be lonely either. Our sexuality isn't relevant when your inhumane flippant response comes up so neither is yours. You think just because someone is straight, getting fucked by a mean old geezer is any different than you taking it up the ass from a burly bear? Do you think that we like this or maybe our liking it is irrelevant yet I'm supposed to feel sorry for you bc you don't like dick? Why should what you like matter and when you don't give a fuck what women like?

    You're literally telling us to be a toilet, useful for someone to take a shit so go ahead. You first. Clearly sucking some dick and giving up the booty hole is acceptable regardless who a woman is assigned to so surely you can handle the same fate.

    All you tragic incels do is haunt our spaces feeling some small amount of power in undermining women who don't even talk to you just so you can trick yourself into feeling "masculine"

    When you want an actual conversation, you achieve this by being an actual civilized person. Don't come tell me our issues are not real then whine like a little bitch about being lonely. You have no excuse with all the solutions already built in for men.

    Tl;dr no such thing as a lonely man, just a cheap one or one who won't give up the bussy. Leave.

    [–]Curus-Bachleda 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I'd like to add that there is no such as malecels just volcels in denial, unless in cases of physical handicap.

    [–]Curus-Bachleda 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I deal with malecels, MGTOWs since 2010, so I know it's easier to make a cat learn algebra than reason with you guys, but whatever. You guys complain about being rejected by women, but even the "awkward, hapa, 5'4 guy" thinks he is entitled to a hot white girl. Girls like me are not even deemed female to begin with. Most men, sex havers or "involuntary" celibates, would take any woman ... as long as she is at least one of these things: fair-skinned, slim, young, or cute. A tall mixed race (black/white) awful looking girl will be turned down left, right, and centre.

    [–]Yabadaba 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    girl will be turned down left, right, and centre.

    lol no

    [–]Curus-Bachleda 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I am partly mentalcel, partly awful-looking. Most of my mental issues stem from my ugliness and how I was treated because of it.

    [–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Becky stacy (@beckyjo_stacy) • Instagram photos and videoshttps://www.instagram.com › beckyjo_stacy Becky stacy. "leaving beauty wherever I go" I was once asked if I could sum up my life in 5 words what would I say. I love making women feel pretty. 258 posts ...

    Started to search for Beckies and Stacies to see exactly what that is, but got distracted by how many females are named Becky Stacy. They're everywhere.

    View the profiles of professionals named "Becky Stacy" on LinkedIn. There are 40+ professionals named "Becky Stacy", who use LinkedIn

    [–]bobbobbybob 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

    man, u r a dick

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    It's a joke, Bob.

    [–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Like his English skills.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

    Booooo!

    Bad form.

    Why yell insults out the window at neighbors who are moving?

    Let these people leave in peace.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    This comment explains the joke.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    One group of Beckies will tell us to "smile more" or "put yourself out there" and the other group of Beckies will insult our looks in front of our faces and openly laugh at us.

    /u/HornyToad cogently captured the disgusting hypocrisy of the meme.

    This is essentially the same material you would condemn the fake left for advocating.

    "Women's rights!" ...as long as the women allow psychologically unbalanced men into the women's bathrooms, and include them on women's sports teams.

    Or "minority voting" ...as long as they vote for corporate Democrats.

    Except this is worse, cause the corporate Democrats are only fooling themselves.

    I'd suggest that there's no debate that femcells is a zero-fault marginalized group.

    So, as they quietly try close the door behind them.

    You you're trying to kick them in the ass to get them to fall down the stairs.

    Punch up, above your weight class.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    They're leaving and I made them a meme as a farewell. Most people seem to have enjoyed it although a couple of you guys are insisting on being offended on their behalf.

    [–]APersistenceofMemory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I took it as a joke made in comradery with us, laughing with us, not at us.

    [–]antempirez 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Is this supposed to be upsetting?

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    No, it's supposed to be funny.

    [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Cope