Retard of the week: Would-be politician learns electoral politics are less forgiving than she Thot.

submitted by hfxB0oyARetarded from self.ThatsRetarded

This one's from my neck of the woods - in Nova Scotia, Canada. Here we find a garden variety Millennial with a bull ring through her septum complaining that being a politician is hard, less than 24 hours after she decided - of her own free will - to throw her hat into an upcoming provincial election.

Unsurprisingly, our Strong Female Lead told us that she didn't realize "the time commitment and intensity of a campaign and the impact it will have on my mental health".

I mean, this is a political campaign. Did you expect that you were going to sit back and suck on a slurpee while people just queued to get their pictures taken with you? You realize that ya gotta do the work if you want to win an election, right?

Anyhow, it seems there was more to it. By way of more responsibility-shifting, she also said, "In the future when I can better manage my anxiety, you may see my face with a red border once again. Maybe by then, folks won't care as much about modelling photos, & face and hand tattoos".

The bit about the 'modelling photos' is the tip-off. Turns out that Robyn, our hero, did a stint as an OnlyFans slut. I guess she didn't consider the optics of that when she's running to be a respectable politician. But again, no hint of self-awareness or taking responsibility for the consequences of her past actions. It's all the fault of "folks" who care too much about her cache of jerk-off pix.

So here's to you, Robyn Ingraham, of Halifax, Nova Scotia. You are my home-grown Retard of the Week! Here's hoping your OnlyFans career was more successful than your political one.

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[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

And of course like clockwork, up to four people with various cake-decoration coloured hair on Twitter are just so livid that they're shaking rn.

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Was that a different 'retard' sub that let you edit your flair?

[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

No, that's for this sub, and I'm pretty sure it only shows up in this sub. Would you like one? I wield that power...

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

"Possibly Retarded" probably applies. lol

[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

There you go.

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm possibly retarded.

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'd like to be "SubRetarded". No relationship to SubGenius, that I know of.

I just discovered this sub thing: /s/ThatsRetarded/about/flair/

Also, for what it's worth, in /s/DecentralizeAllThings/about/stylesheet/ years ago I made some flair for the posts. Hadn't looked at them for a while, and now I see the GUI has issues. But it's interesting.

[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Poof, wish granted!

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

SubThanks.

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Ingraham co-owns and manages Devoted Barbers & Co. in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.

Tattoos, pornography, livestock equipment installed in her face, and more! If you'd like to make an appointment: +19024462223

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Politics and sex scandals can work hand in hand - or hand in other places. If she were smart she'd capitalize on this, but maybe she's to commie to do so. All I have to say is, my unfinished /s/BittersweetSeeds story passes through a small town in Nova Scotia, with a rare name shared only with a town in California: Eureka.

(Did a quick search to no avail. PM me with the OnlyFans stuff. I want to lift the veil on this politician and drill deep, so to speak.)

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

/s/BittersweetSeeds

Do you remember that guy on reddit (before it went to hell in 2015) who started writing that story about a marine expeditionary unit that got time traveled back to the Roman era, with all their weapons and equipment? Last I heard someone in the industry noticed, and there was a movie planned.

What do seeds mean to you?

Rolling the dice to see what combination you get. Cloning is where it's at. (once you find the right combination)

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hadn't heard about that. I did know that The Martian was released in chapters online before they made the Matt Damon movie. I figured I'd do mine like that - but as a screenplay, that I would storyboard, and illustrate to be a graphic novel. But I suck and procrastinate and waste time online consuming instead of producing.

Mail me some seeds when you find the right combo, please.

[–]NodePossibly Retarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

guy on reddit (before it went to hell in 2015) who started writing that story about a marine expeditionary unit that got time traveled back to the Roman era

Rome, Sweet Rome - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Rome,_Sweet_Rome - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome,_Sweet_Rome

https://www.openculture.com/2011/11/how_many_us_marines_could_bring_down_the_roman_empire.html

Worth looking for a copy of the reddit posts, imo. It was an amazingly well written story.

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think that chapter of her life is closed and erased. I only heard about it second hand. I'm not an OnlyFans kinds guy and even if I was, I think I'd go for something a little more attractive than this plain Jane who in reality is about as edgy as a Garage Clothing ad.

Also

my unfinished /s/BittersweetSeeds story

Interesting. Subscribed! I hope you pick it back up.

[–]JasonCarswellSubRetarded 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

this plain Jane

It's hard to tell from the head and shoulders. More importantly, it's Canadian politics and I'm a Canuck.

my unfinished /s/BittersweetSeeds story

The irony is that it was a cautionary tale, interrupted by COVID and all the tyranny that comes with it. And now I don't know how this depopulation agenda will turn out, so there's that. Regardless, almost nothing of my story will change for the new normal. I had already anticipated a police state.

[–]hfxB0oyARetarded[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just noticed the thot freckles on her campaign photo - look like they've been applied with an eyebrow pencil.