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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Try some southern phrases:

Yon't to...............do you want to

Ove arr................over there

Ave ya etyet..............have you eaten yet

Back arr.....................back there

Over yonder.................the next neighborhood over

Up arr.................up there

Bless his heart...............what a fucking idiot

Well good..................I don't give 2 shits

That dog don't hunt................that is not going to work

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ye olde haw.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think I could say just about anything and have people think it's just a southern expression they hadn't heard before like a snake in a persimmon factory.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lots of persimmons in Vietnam back during the 1960's and 1970's. The US Army and USAF used to move persimmon plants around for the Vietnamese big wigs. There were always cobras in the fucking persimmon plants. They usually showed up in flight.