Hilarious, Larry – though IDK - the truth is also funny:

Saturday 2 December

[3 pm – morning in the UK (according to Musky); missing a few lines; ellipses below delete the next time stamp, to save space; Zommy enters the chat]

15:01 Zommy Cheese and a bottle of merlot is all a person needs on a cold afternoon

15:07 /u/Zapped Ok. I have a question for you Europeans about mulled wine. Do you just warm it on the stove and drink it or is there more to it than that?

15:08 Gravi Do I look like I can afford wine

15:08 Zapped * whine *

15:09 Gravi What is mulled wine anyway

15:10 Zapped Something I picked up at a Lidl grocery store here in the States.

15:10 Gravi oh hot wine?

15:10 Zapped An Englishman told me that I should try it because us Americans are so uncultured. Jokingly.

15:11 Gravi We kinda heat the thing up ...Glühwein

15:12 Zapped I got unlazy and looked it up online and I guess I bought the wine already spiced up and I just have to heat it. …Blueberry.

15:14 Zommy But add some extras during the warming …Like a stick of cinnamon and a slice of orange …Or some cloves …Hot mulled wine is nice when outside in the cold …If that isn't to your taste, try warm cider

15:17 Zommy I don't think Americans are uncultured, just selectively cultured lol

15:33 Musky Good morning party people

15:33 youfuckingtwat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcN2w_uOy4I

15:33 Musky Got a new kettle …the Fellow Stagg EKG Electric Gooseneck Kettle

15:36 Musky I haven't timed my kettle, I don't know if it beats the microwave

15:36 Gravi Americans seriously microwave their water?

15:37 /u/detty the fuck

15:37 Gravi It's like drinking chernobyl water

15:37 Musky Microwaves and radiation waves are different

15:37 Gravi They're rather close though …And eating from a microwave is not recommended

15:38 Musky That's an old myth

15:39 detty I don't care how safe microwaves are, actually, but microwaving water is just plain weird to me

15:39 Musky Soviets probably loved that one cause their people can't build microwave ovens.

15:39 detty stupid muricans

15:39 youfuckingtwat lol musky

15:41 Musky We could easily have another bronze age collapse. Most people can't build most things we take for granted. In the past this had lead to great technological slips backwards.

15:48 LarrySwinger2 They have Lidl in the states? Cool.

15:48 Gravi My tailbone is a bit puffy, kinda painful to sit

15:49 LarrySwinger2 Zapped Gluh wine tastes terrible. That being said, the Englishman is right, you are indeed uncultured.

15:50 LarrySwinger2 Although your low tax rates are cool, as well as the fact that your state was modeled after the Roman Republic.

15:55 LarrySwinger2 …Should I apply for a job?

15:55 Musky Yes

15:55 Gravi How the fuck do you live

15:56 Musky Larry's family had a stash of Nazi gold

15:58 Zommy All the mugwort dead in my local woods

15:58 Musky If Phoeey was around he'd appreciate my $200 kettle. He has one too I believe

15:59 Zommy Does it have Bluetooth

15:59 Gravi Our gov lets us slack off for a short while …I think we're given like 250 eur?

16:00 Zommy Luxury makes me feel superior to street vermin

16:01 Musky https://www.amazon.com/Fellow-Electric-Pour-over-Temperature-Stopwatch/dp/B0BF7DXLBF/

16:01 Gravi That is one ugly kettle

16:01 Musky Zommy it does connect to wifi

16:01 Gravi U got scammed

16:01 Zommy One time I bought a £15 sandwich and threw half away

16:02 Gravi 100 for the apartment …about 20 for phone connection …5-10 for gas for the stove …20-30 for power …but then there'd be no money for eating lol

16:02 Musky Although a $30 Chinese knockoff might work even better

16:02 Zommy I only buy kettles for no more than £25 because it just needs to heat water

16:04 Musky Some of the teas I drink have a lot better extractions at slightly lower than boiling water that's hard to accurately replicate without a kettle with a temp setting

16:04 Zommy You can forage

16:05 Zommy I got a kilo of beef for £6 yesterday

16:06 LarrySwinger2 100 euros for rent lmao.

16:06 youfuckingtwat it figures that so few active users on saidit have a job

16:06 Zommy High five, fellow worker, socks ✋

16:06 Gravi eww

16:06 youfuckingtwat lol zom

16:06 youfuckingtwat high five

16:07 Zommy Work means money, which means buying cool stuff like meat

16:07 youfuckingtwat I genuinely wonder what a 100/month apartment looks like

16:07 Musky $100 euro rent is crazy

16:07 Zommy In Romania it would be a mansion

16:08 Gravi it's only 100 a month due to the renovation credit

16:08 Gravi Otherwise it'd be like 50 a month in winter

16:08 Gravi and like 20-30 in summer