You know you've been visiting Saidit too much when _______

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[–]makesyoudownvote 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

On SaidIt much like reddit you start embracing pararadoxes in hateful ideology.

On Reddit: You manage to lump Libertarians and Facists in as the same group. Anyone remotely right wing even if it's just in economic policy is somehow a Nazi.

On SaidIt: You manage to lump Jews, Satanists, Communists and Pedophiles in as the same group (literally someone just told me these were the same thing).

On Reddit You suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. You are obsessed with Trump to the point you believe the paradox that he's simultaneously an idiot and an evil genius mastermind. You believe he colluded with Russia, even though all evidence points to no meaningful association, but DAMN THE FACTS!

On SaidIt You suffer from Biden Derangement Syndrome. You are obsessed with his fuck up son Hunter and think his laptop and his coke addiction have meaningful association with the president himself. You somehow think that senile old man is capable of anything more than sniffing baby heads? Kamala I'd buy, she's basically Hillary Clinton mark 2.0 now in brown skin for extra diversity points, but she's basically out of everyone's heads now for some reason.

[–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Oh tell me enlightened one where the true ailments of society come from...

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Ailments usually come from viruses, bacteria, fungal infections or genetic disorders, though they can also occur from toxic chemicals or poisons.

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Go fuck yourself

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I tried a few times in my teens, but my dick wasn't long enough to reach my asshole.