Philadelphia: 'Emotional support' alligator denied entry into baseball stadium

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[–]binaryblob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

What's next? Emotional support from 50 pounds of TNT?

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nope, but we all know you don't get caught with your emotional support gerbil because it's up your ass. You may squirm a little bit, but security will just figure you didn't shower after you shit.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Emotional support Glock.