Bride ruins £12k dress at wedding when she 'gambled on fart and lost'

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There I sat broken hearted when I paid a dime and only farted. This time I took a chance paid 12 grand and shat my pants

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Will you love him, comfort him, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?"

Bride: "I poo."

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To put this in perspective the average wedding in the UK only costs £10k in total.