I once had food poisoning and was sicker than I’d ever been in my life. After throwing up over the side of our hot tub that I was in, trying to get warm for an hour, I ended up in the shower because that water is much hotter. Then came the squirts and I couldn’t get out and on the toilet fast enough. Of course after I sprayed the shower bottom in liquid shit, I promptly through up from the stench! A philly cheesteak was the cause.