Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom

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Plot twist, the condom was an even smaller pony

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There are many verses that were written by man and are therefore easily mocked.

You are not mocking Jesus, you are making jokes about words that were written by men.

I promise you that you sound like a fool

I promise you that you can not make one single joke about the verses that I posted.

Go ahead, show me.

Matthew 22:36-40

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

1 Corinthians 13:4-8

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.