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[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The author of the humble-brag claims 1100 in "a few hours", say, three, which works out at something like six throat slittings a minute or ten seconds each. Sounds tiring.

The world record for shearing sheep is about one per 45 seconds, so if you couldn't slit a throat in ten seconds you're not much of a homicidal maniac.

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course you would believe such a ridiculous lie😂