Smelly, insecure, fat redditor wants a blowie before sex.

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[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You could just as well have abbreviated the title to: "Redditor wants a blowie before sex."

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't they say the same thing?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

He could just be using it as an excuse to get her to find his dick for him as he's forgotten where it is under all the folds.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I wonder how often she finds stray food while fat spelunking for his cock.

Although really she's kind of being a cunt, dissing her boyfriend online and complaining about oral. I mean, she's not happy about no foreplay for her, but that's foreplay for men she doesn't want to do.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think it's fine discussing it online.

The bigger problem is why she needs someone else to tell her it's OK to tell him what she wants in bed rather than just doing it.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is the thread.

Top comment is

Why would this be an exception to the general idea of "you don't have to have sex if you don't want to"?

Genuine question. What makes you question that? Sure he might not want to be with you. That's a potential consequence.

So do you really want to be with this stinky dude so much that you'll make yourself suck his stinky dick every morning to prevent him from pouting?

A lot of the comments are calling him stinky and fat. She's invited an online community, and Reddit no less, to make fun of her boyfriend, and give her Reddit's signature terrible advice. That seems pretty crummy to me.

She's just looking for validation for what she wants to hear. She doesn't want to blow him anymore and wants to hear that's okay.

There is an actual decent sounding piece of advice here that focuses on a solution instead of ultimately encouraging the termination/decline of the relationship, but it only has 46 upvotes and I'm surprised to see it at all.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While we only have the OP's claims to go on for the hygiene thing, it's generally just good manners to clean yourself up if you want someone to gobble your parts during sex.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

not sure what to do

failure of parenting on display