Boyfriend stays in a relationship with a hairy fatty woman for 3 years even if he didn't get sex. Reddit advises the fatty woman to do another gamble on the dating market instead of shaving and eating less mcdonalds.

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[–]bucetao6969[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

EDIT: This archive lost a very important comment to my thread here's a more recent one

My take since it would be removed from reddit:

This guys loves this hairy fatty chick so much he was with her for almost 4 fucking years. He has low libido and he's the male from the relationship so not only the woman has no pressure to give him sex (which is a issue from most relationships) all this fucking cow has to do to get sex if she wanted it more is to eat less mcdonalds and shave.

But reddit would rather this hairy fat chick try another chance at the dating market. Because it's so easy finding a good partner instead of trying to settle with your option that you deem good amirite guys?

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I think the other likelihood is that he's just gay but likes getting dinner made for him.

[–]outside 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This explains him wanting to be in a relationship with someone he's not attracted to. To me, this sounds like a unique type of hell.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While if you're a gay guy you could be sleeping with a different guy every night but never getting a cuddle or a hot meal so it's the perfect relationship.

[–]bucetao6969[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he did it willingly. There must be a reason for it, or the benefits like they mentioned.

I mean come on, it's not like she can fight back. From the way she described herself no one would believe a rape accusation from her so she can't use that card.

[–]outside 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That reddit comment doesn't seem applicable. The commenter's comparing not having the same body after 20 years and having two kids. OP is presumably much younger and has only been dating someone for a few years, and they had bed death a year into the relationship. That's not the years taking a toll on their body, that's them being unattractive to begin with, and probably becoming more so. Also, the dude's probably gay and she's his beard. I just cannot imagine staying in a relationship where after the first year you're clearly not sexually attracted to your partner.

Even when I've dated women who my friends didn't think was as attractive as I thought they were, I became more physically attracted to them the longer we dated and the more I fell in love with them. Sounds like OP and her boyfriend are both gross redditor types, and she probably has a hygiene issue on top of the weight and hair, he's probably gay so he's content with a sexless relationship with a gross fat chick to be able to say he has a girlfriend.

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    [–]bucetao6969[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Good point. Women tend to downplay it to make themselves feel better.

    [–]outside 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Was thinking that too. Too much fat can be gross, but at the end of the day, bad smells are the biggest instant erection killer.

    [–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    was never beyond the “what’s healthy for my height” scale.

    Big ol' fat fat fatty

    [–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    If she identified as a woolly mammoth and posted a tinder profile she could experience dating nirvana.

    [–]jostiniane 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    It messes with my mind when a woman would spend 3hours applying makeup, 6h making her hair look okay for a couple hundred dollars or more but refuses to do 40min workout a day for free or little money, shave and be clean.. Your makeup will suck anyways and your haircut will not change the fact that you are ugly, smelly, fat, ...

    Like I am fat, smelly, hairy, dirty but a 700 USD haircut will make him see me pretty, wtf is wrong with women!?

    If there's a women expert, please enlighten us.

    [–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Consooooom product

    [–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Also be smelly! https://web.archive.org/web/20230812202305/https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gy79dx/boyfriend_wont_stop_telling_me_i_have_bo/?rdt=51707

    Probably something they are eating. Things can really mess up your hormones and endocrine system.

    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I feel for her if she has PCOS. Those girls can't help being hairy.

    [–]outside 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    That sounds terrible, but there are still measures you can take to remove the hair. Near everyone has their own unique physical challenges.

    [–]bucetao6969[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Ok but hairy AND fat?

    [–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yuk