Like corporate personhood, social media bot accounts should be granted person status and afforded all the constitutional protections rightly granted to our fair and benevolent objective news media companies who have maintained a consistently fair and unbiased track record of furnishing to the populations of the world news and information at absolutely no charge. The service they provide- informing us all of our opinions- is priceless.

Failure to grant social media bots person status complete with voting rights will pose an existential threat to our democracy.