Chocolate Milk

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[–]mifu 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

Must remember that opening line: do you like chocolate milk?

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

If that were a bad pick up line what's the second line?

[–]mifu 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Do you mind if I smear it all over your body and lick it off? Honestly, I am not and never have been a pickup artist. I'm the type that a person gets to know and then maybe weeks/months later, it just happens. My sexual marketplace value isn't immediately readable like those numbers that appear over someone's head in a facial recognition scan. And in this day and age, who wants to jump into bed with someone you just met?

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

You might like to know you are now classed as demisexual. This makes you officially queer and you are entitled to the associated benefits.

[–]mifu 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Does that include actual money? That would be very nice. Also I'm not keen on having any body parts removed since they do come in handy from time to time. Finally I have some sort of identity. 😬 Thanks

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No reparations yet but you get a big free party every year, a free pass on white privilege, a range of affirmation action and NGO position, scholarships and loans, free flying lessons in Palestine and monkey pox vaccination.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Does that include actual money?

Not unless you really embrace it and invest in the "Oppression Grifter" skill unlocks. But that comes with a mandatory "Worthless Faggot Parasite" debuff, which is almost impossible to get rid once acquired.