I can't tell whether these posts are satire anymore...

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Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!"

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Leftist Extremist Elliot Harmon (metafilter username 'roll truck roll') who called anti-forced gene therapy advocates "dummies", drops dead from injection adverse effects

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Remember: Signing off your email with "God loves you" is "oppressive and threatening." Instead end it with "Hail Pope Fauci!" and "thank you science vaccines!" And then they wonder why their site is bleeding users and dying....

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Liberal seethes because her friends are not woke (fascist) enough for her anymore

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Metafilter shills spew verbal diarrhea and cheer at the loss of civil liberties

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Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism...

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"It sounds to me like you have beaten yourself up sufficiently..."

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Imagine being married to this neurotic hag! Borderline PD?

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Metafilter invents a new obscure thing to get offended about, maybe they should rename the site to obfenda dot com?

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Lesbian is upset because she has a normal woman's body. Encouraged to take testosterone. 🤡🌏

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Long time metafilter user Divabat disabled her account. Hmm, I wonder what happened?

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Metafilter can't have a constructive discussion about diet because they are too mired in #fatlogic and HAES nonsense

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The mandate has arrived

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Metafilter romanticizing suffering and tyranny; Meanwhile personally I've just been living the same the whole time...

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Eight year old child in Melbourne suffers anxiety about disease and death. Can't sleep. Cries to the point of vomiting. Gee whiz, how did that happen? Metafilter advises the parent that they pump them full of pharma anxiety drugs ASAP! Clown World in action.

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Today's regularly scheduled Gender Woo Circlejerk (TM)

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"Used cult methods... scream insults at each other hours a day... box each other in a ring, and confine others to sit in the corner" So basically, what the e-leech want to turn the entire earth into using gullible liberals...

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Mefites remind each other to never forget to be scared of breathing air, and to cut anyone out of their lives forever if they disagree with them

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Metafilter promotes hatred of white people, not that that's news... but here is the latest

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Leftist seething because they can't control everyone else's bodies and never will: "Partner is an anti vaxxer and I'm exhausted!"

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"Many people feel that science is failing them" | Why can't I hold all of this cognitive dissonance? [man_with_limes.jpg]

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The lastest "Adventures of a Beta Numale" : user dubious_dude : Dogsitting leads to friendship breakup

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Liberals eating their own because they are addicted to "empathy" i.e. virtue signalling

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More virtue signalling about virtue signalling about virtue signalling....

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Bad tattoos and "cultural appropriation" | tl;dr: "It's not cultural appropriation of it's western culture"

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Liberals Seethe - Vaccines not working in Israel, quick: blame the unvaccinated!

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Metafilter promotes human trafficking and underage prawn

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Imagine a "vaccine" so 'safe and effective' that you assume you will die if you interact with people outdoors...

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Not all snowflakes are white... Indian incel edition

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Doomer tears because daddy won't lock them down harder

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Todays edition of Libtards overthinking pointless petty things

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User shills Federal Mental Health Screening Survey

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"How do I attend a Doomer Wedding?" - Masks required, No Dancing, No mingling

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Back to school in a pandemic! Everyone panic!

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Anon doesn't trust that the wax is actually safe and effective

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Boomer parents neglecting to raise their children + Libtard Ideology = chronic neuroticism

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Unicorn chaser doesn't know how to feed itself

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Metafilter harvests sensitive personal information about its users

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Mother asks how to force children to wear useless cloth muzzles, Bonus: Long post history of being mentally ill and a bad person

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30 year old virgin can't figure out how to use a tampon 🤣

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Wife is obviously cheating on husband and lying, metafilter shames him for "snooping"

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Metafilter has a thread just for the sole purpose of spewing random negativity and hatred

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"Anti-vax people should not be welcome in public" and more - Metafilter encourages social division and unrest

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Masculinity = Bad, so get a sex change

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It's the Crazy people that want to become therapists

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Metafilter promotes anarchism and guns... for queers ONLY

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Metafilter urges parents to give underaged 11 year old untested experimental gene therapy

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Advice seeker is missing some pyrex bowls, and common sense

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Metafilter digs GamerGate up from its grave

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Metafilter discusses how the medical industry has been corrupt... about some obscure heart pump device, when will they wake up?

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Woman regrets degenerate NSA BDSM age-gap relationship; Bonus: Now identifies as a genderless powertool

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Metafilter gaslights socially awkward mentally ill woman to feel obligated to humiliate herself

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Metafilter invents a new thing to hypersensitive about: "Larping in reference to Right Wing folks"

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Grown woman (enby person-thing?) is too scared to check the pressure on car tires

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Metafilter hates ideas. Ideas are dangerous and disturbing, especially if they come from successful rich people. Today it's "Longtermism"

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The meltiest of snowflakes wants their neighbor to pay them because they don't like the sound of their air conditioner

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Metafilter HATES Preppers

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You can't make this shit up! Mefite asks how to surgically make his penis tiny to suit his wife's deformed body.

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'The war has changed.' - Metafilter radicalizes its far-left liberals to imprison and commit violence against the vaccine refusers

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Simp gets divorce-raped by mail-order bride, would rather commit felony immigration fraud then grow a spine

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Vaxxed brother catches bad case of COVID, comments doth protest too much insisting the Moderna Vax supposedly works even thought it doesn't

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"Ethics of helping a minor get vaccinated?"

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How did you celebrate / commemorate being vaccinated? 🤣

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