ColonizationClownsexuals determined to inflict their mental health issues on gay men

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[–]jim_steak 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Love the top comment. We go from delusional

Okay so first things first, you do have a dick. Its small, but it gets hard and looks like a dick and that can still be plenty fun. There are gay guys who are actively into small dicks.

to softly admitting that a big part of the trans obsession with homosexuals has to do with the "ego boost" we provide

I'm sure you want to bag a gay guy specifically, cuz thats a huge ego boost, but hey, bisexual guys are great too, and a lot of them have pretty strong preferences for men, AND many of them prefer to bottom for men. They will have no problem playing with your small dick or taking a strap on.

and she ends with calling me a slur

Most queer male tops worth their salt will have no problem ignoring the front and just playing with the back, since thats what they're generally looking for anyway.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes their laughable misunderstanding of gay male sexuality is both insulting and homophobic. We are not looking for arses. We are looking for men.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

you do have a dick

Sure. She must REALLY be a grower.

bag a gay guy

I mean what is she going to do, pose with her rifle next to his corpse and put his head on a wall? How objectifying.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

... since thats what they're generally looking for anyway.

Really interesting assumption.

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do these roided out women not know that you can suck a guy's dick or jerk him off while fucking him in the ass?

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They're so accustomed to the characters in their yaoi fanfics being bad at sex that they project it into gay men.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They simultaneously objectify gay men while being disassociated from their own bodies. It's hard to translate sometimes their vague euphemisms about 'front' and 'back' etc

[–]MoutonelectriqueBland Straight ♀ 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Oh wow, I thought by the title this was about those people with a clownfetish (I'm a basic bitch that is indeed scared of clowns so no fan), but no, it's the homophobic ftm crowd. I know there are some who consider the ftms as less dangerous as they are for some reason always my size or even smaller and I'm a fucking smurf, but I personally consider them just as terrible as mtfs. Yes, they are less likely to beat someone the fuck up, they are still gaslighting fuckwits playing psycho games.

Anyway, can anyone translate this for me?

I’m a top and ive been having sex with bi/pan/gay men for years. I can interchange my dick and im better at prostate stim than any cis man they’ve been with.

What?! Interchange your dick? And girl, you sound like the typical straight cis dude claiming he never had a girl faking an orgasm and they all came within five minutes. Doubts, lots of them.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Interchange your dick?

swap out the fake strap ons. They like to brag about how they can be any size because dildo

[–]MoutonelectriqueBland Straight ♀ 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah! Right. Yeah... That is still not the same as a real penis attached to a real dude.

But I suspect a lot of the comments are pure fiction, as usual.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And girl, you sound like the typical straight cis dude claiming he never had a girl faking an orgasm and they all came within five minutes.

Their brains would tune out everything else you said and just eat up this little validation pellet because it’s what so many of them crave at any cost, which is sad.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When still female presenting, I avoided guys like germs cause I didn't want to end up having hetero sex

Person is literally just using gay as an identity. They are saying the primary motivation for choosing a partner is to avoid anything which could be perceived as hetero sex. There's a good chance the person is just a lesbian but is attempting to force a male attraction because they are convinced that their self ID makes female attraction "straight".

[–]Chocolatepudding 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Avoids men 'like germs' and has never been near a penis ... Issues alright, probably an abused person. Very sad

[–]automoderatorHuman-Exclusionary Radical Overlord[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

RIP Snappy, I AM THE NEW GOD!

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