ColonizationThe other T - the one we don't talk about

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[–]lavender_menace 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I mean there are people who fuck statues. Apparently at Oscar Wildes cemetery there was a statue with a “dick” and some of his admirers used to come there. At some point that thing was filed down, because people complained. To answer your question. They probably use tools to smooth the edges for inside / round the branches for outside penetration. And probably use a wagon load of lube.

[–]book_hoarder 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

To answer your question. They probably use tools to smooth the edges for inside / round the branches for outside penetration.

So they flay or bore a hole into this poor tree for the explicit purposes of fucking it. Sounds horrifying.

[–]lavender_menace 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes it does.