ColonizationThe other T - the one we don't talk about

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[–]book_hoarder 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Question: how does one have sex with a tree? And more importantly: how does fucking a tree not rub your dick raw?

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 7 fun14 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I can think of few things as horrifying as shoving a tree branch in my twat. That sounds like a war crime, not a fetish.

[–]lavender_menace 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I mean there are people who fuck statues. Apparently at Oscar Wildes cemetery there was a statue with a “dick” and some of his admirers used to come there. At some point that thing was filed down, because people complained. To answer your question. They probably use tools to smooth the edges for inside / round the branches for outside penetration. And probably use a wagon load of lube.

[–]book_hoarder 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

To answer your question. They probably use tools to smooth the edges for inside / round the branches for outside penetration.

So they flay or bore a hole into this poor tree for the explicit purposes of fucking it. Sounds horrifying.

[–]lavender_menace 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes it does.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think they just use their own items and attach them to the tree. They're probably simply being exploited as some naturalism-themed prop. The tree does not consent to this depravity, clearly. Treebeard would be horrified.