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[–]book_hoarder 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Question: how does one have sex with a tree? And more importantly: how does fucking a tree not rub your dick raw?

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 7 fun14 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I can think of few things as horrifying as shoving a tree branch in my twat. That sounds like a war crime, not a fetish.