Virtue SignalingHow about kiss my FAT ASS instead

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[–]Hannibalboy93[S] 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

A bisexual guy is bisexual, not gay, so it's him that is erasing bisexual people. Gold star just means a gay guy that has never slept with a girl.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 12 insightful - 17 fun12 insightful - 16 fun13 insightful - 17 fun -  (2 children)

But what if the girl has a phalloplasty and identifies as a non-binary homopositive epoxyromantic quasifurryboi? What then, huh?

[–]Hannibalboy93[S] 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You just summarized the alphabet gender insanity lol, in which case shes still a girl, despite the gender mental gymnastics lol

[–]hufflepuff-poet 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then she's telling us all to avoid her; lesbians, gay men and bisexuals! That's a clear sign of a gal that's exclusively Q4Q, cus ain't nobody else putting up with that crazy 😭

[–]Mermer 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Gold star gay is just a word to describe someone who has never been with the opposite sex. It's not meant to offend.

As a gold star lesbian it makes me feel good about myself that I never had gone through any experience with a man. That doesn't mean I shame people who did.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’m a good stay gay man. I’m not proud nor ashamed of it, it’s just that I am a gay man who has never had sex with women and doesn’t want to have sex with women, just because I'm gay. My sexual history does not affect other people. A bisexual being offended that I’ve never had sex with a woman is being as absurd as I would be if I was offended that a bisexual man had sex with a woman. As long as it’s between consenting adults in private, it’s nobody else’s business.

[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

How is it biphobic for a gay man to never sleep with women? This sounds a lot like you are biphobic if you aren't bi.

[–]Hannibalboy93[S] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

exactly 100, the guy made no sense

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I need everybody to be like me in order to feel validated."

-People like the fella who posted the tweet.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Bisexuals Offended that homosexuals are homosexual?

[–]CuntWorshiperWomenholic full time | vagina fetishist part-time 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I have seen many times bisexuals saying that being a goldstar is a “privilege” especially the ones that larp as lesbians, basically saying being homosexual is a privilege.

It’s hilarious that 9/10 of lesbians do not care about this goldstar thing as much as bisexuals do. 😂

[–]hunther 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

In an ideal world, every single lesbian would be a gold/platinum star. They wouldn't be force to date or have sex with a guy. If you're pro-LG, then wouldn't you want that for every single lesbian and gay? To not force themselves to be with the opposite to know they are are homosexual? They are literally telling us you must be with the opposite sex once in your life or else you are disgusting and you're the wrong kind of homosexual. Fucking homophobes.

[–]CuntWorshiperWomenholic full time | vagina fetishist part-time 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair I do think most gays and lesbians are goldstar, and that the ones that aren’t may have tried het stuff once or twice and stopped. I believe no gay and lesbian marry or live long term relationships with the opposite sex. Laterboom gay/lesbian is a bisexual’s thing. In a world where there are heterosexual men and women that are virgins for life or may not be virgins but spend their entire lives without being on a relationship, despite social pressure, because these people also deal with social pressure, no one can convince me a homosexual person would rather be in straight relationship and/or having straight sex than just be single if they can’t engage in homosexuality for environmental reasons or internalized homophobia.

The truth is that genuine homosexuality is very rare and I think we underestimate how rare it is. I suspect most men and women that call themselves gay and lesbian are probably 4 or 5 on Kinsey scale. Some people are actual homosexuals, others aren’t.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

and the super gross “platinum” version

Maybe you should get a sense of absurdist humor?

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (8 children)

I absolutely have a validated psycho-physiological test for "queerness." It only works in men, but it's very simple. Do their dicks get hard? Yes? Then, sexual interest. Men don't get an erection for things that are uninteresting to them. Women prove to be more complicated, physiologically. Frustrating creatures, those women.

So, yeah, "purity test?" got that. It's (not) hard.

Cheers!

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

There was a science test years ago, when women got wet for basically any type of sex, hetero, gay and even animals lol It was used to say women are never really hetero, but in this case it would mean we are attracted to chimps too? Our sexuality is just complex. Men are simple creature. Too simple, basically boring LMAO

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There was a science test years ago, when women got wet for basically any type of sex, hetero, gay and even animals lol It was used to say women are never really hetero, but in this case it would mean we are attracted to chimps too?

I remember this test! And reading that the real cause wasn't actually arousal at all. Rather, it's entirely NON-sexual: if a woman is vaginally-raped, this makes it less likely that she'll sustain serious (and potentially life-threatening) physical injury in the process. So women lubricating in response to any and all sexual signals... is really just self-defense. Dating from the days before surgery and antibiotics. At least according to one look at this study.

[–]KimiORabu 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it would mean we are attracted to chimps too

Humans are apes, and chimps are one of our closest relatives, from our ape family. Shouldn't be surprising that humans, be they men or women, would be attracted to chimps.

I believe that test has merit. Although most humans are too homophobic to accept it, it may very well be that no woman or man is "straight" 😉

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Being a man, I know that some of my friends from school knew I was gay before I knew myself. Embarrassing, but when you’re a teenage boy life will be awkward for you regardless of your orientation.

[–]SilverWolf 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I hate that I have to ask this, but this is a joke right? Because this isn't true, and it really dismisses male rape victims because "they got hard so they must have enjoyed it." Sorry if this was just a joke, it can be hard to tell online

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I second your question because men can definitely get hard and ejaculate while being raped.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, it's not a joke, but you're right, I did omit rape. Understand it as volitional erections, that was the intent.

Of course manual stimulation of erogenous zones, not consented to, by other people can provoke an erection. We all know this. I shouldn't have to say it.

What kind of woke-style nonsense is this though? A person (me) didn't say every exact phrase they were meant to, in the proper order, and there wasn't enough self-abasement. Clearly they have it out for this group, or that group!

[–]JulienMayfair 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In reality, how often does anyone ever use the term "gold-star gay"? I see it maybe once a year. It's more of a joke than anything else, but then the first thing you lose when you enter the language-policing mindset is your sense of humor.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’ve never had sex with a woman, nor am I ever going to. That doesn’t mean I get bothered by bisexual men having sex with women, because it’s none of my business. If this clown wants me to respect his sexual orientation, then he should respect other people’s sexual orientations. But instead, he’s butthurt over the fact that some men are homosexuals, because he’s homophobic. Ironically enough, his head is so far up his own arse that he’s being biphobic without even realising it, because his queer-supremacist ideology alienates bisexual people as well. Most bisexuals just want to be left alone.

[–]censorshipment 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, I'm too proud to have never let a man fuck me to hold it in around women who have proudly fucked men. If they can be proud about getting dick... I can be proud about not getting dick. 🙂

[–]hellonumpty 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't get why being constantly outraged by 'gold star' or 'platinum star' is so prevalent with the bi 'queers' when it's a joke most of the time. God these people are exhausting. Not everything is a personal attack or oppression. Like, gold stars aren't the majority of the population. If they want to have a wee joke amongst themselves then why the fuck not?

[–]Criticallacitirc 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seriously....its just a dumb joke. I don't think I've ever heard of someone using it in a serious manner.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Im bi and totally fine with not being labeled gay because im not. I dont want to be labeled queer because i think its a derogatory word and causes confusion on peoples actual orientations.

[–]Rag3 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How about no. :D

[–]justagaydude123 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Am I still a gold star if I squeezed a boob once? It was in college and I was experimenting!

[–]justagaydude123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are calls to responding to this chode allowed? Cuz I totally let this them know what I thought.