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[–]Retardation_station 20 insightful - 14 fun20 insightful - 13 fun21 insightful - 14 fun -  (4 children)

Yeah, because any straight dude wants to be in a relationship with a short, doughy, balding dude with a constant identity crisis.

It's like slapping a vagina on Danny Devito. Not. Fucking. Interested.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 18 insightful - 17 fun18 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 17 fun -  (3 children)

Danny Devito is amazing. Fuck you.

[–]Retardation_station 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

I can't disagree. The man is a treasure. But I imagine his vagina would be less than pristine.

[–]DrMantisToboggan 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hear, hear!

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

But it would be the most funny pussy.