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[–]malleus_maleficarum 13 insightful - 14 fun13 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

Next he'll be claiming he found "abandoned" bear cubs in the woods, and was just seeing if they were okay, and had no clue the mama bear was going to come roaring out of the bushes. Stupid transphobic bears!

10 trans identifed males die and arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says, "Save your breath. If you're pedos you're going to Hell, so you might as well just turn around now and save yourselves a kick in the ass." And 9 of the trans identified men immediately turn around and head off down the stairs to Hell. And Saint Peter yells after them, "And take the deaf bastard with you!"

That joke used to be about Catholic priests but it's clearly due for a modernized update.