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[–]fuck_reddit 29 insightful - 7 fun29 insightful - 6 fun30 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

The biggest giveaway of how little they understand/are gay men is “as anyone who likes dicks will tell you, the penis is not a very attractive appendage.”

[–]fuck_reddit 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

As proof of my point, i was scrolling through reddit and there was a post on AGB entitled “does anyone else love balls?”

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

As a bisexual woman, I can't say I'd have sculptures of dicks lying around, but I have certainly not minded the ones attached to my lovers, nor the dildos I own that are fairly good approximations, and I've certainly seen some that I would call beautiful. Function matters more than form in this case anyway, and to me, the way they look is just a reminder of their sex-relevant function, and what bi or gay person doesn't want to be reminded of that? They are not in and of themselves yucky to behold. I don't really think of vaginas as something I'd display a sculpture of, either, but they can also be beautiful, and again, this has something to do with their function on behalf of the person owning / sharing them. In both cases they are hella fun and their form clearly serves their purpose.

I have occasionally heard a straight man comment that he didn't think dicks were attractive, but that's the only group-which-owns-the-part-in-question I've seen do so. The same way straight women occasionally comment about vaginas.

[–]fuck_reddit 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I agree. I think there’s a difference between “attractive” and “something I would openly display.” I think penises are attractive, but I would never put up a statue of one. That’s tacky and kinda gross imo.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, it just seems juvenile to me. I instantly lose my attraction to anyone who thinks that genitalia objects in their living room is some sort of high art. It's just adolescent fixating.

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some penises look weird, but a lot of them are actually kind of pleasing to the eye.

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Frankly, a beautiful dick can make-up for an ugly face.

A sewn on tube of arm/thigh/stomach skin won't accomplish the same thing.