ColonizationLoving dick elevated to a lesbian club entry requirement

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[–][deleted] 39 insightful - 3 fun39 insightful - 2 fun40 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If he wants to date other dick-havers then he should go right ahead. It's just gay with extra steps, but have at it. Leave the real lesbians alone.

[–]chupacabrawitchI'm super thanks for asking 31 insightful - 12 fun31 insightful - 11 fun32 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

Men are better women than women are! Am I reading that right?

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 22 insightful - 13 fun22 insightful - 12 fun23 insightful - 13 fun -  (1 child)

Well unlike horrible cis women, transwomen had to fight and pay through the nose for their womanhood, so naturally that makes them more deserving of it. (eye roll emoji)

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 25 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, yes, because womanhood is a prize to be won and not an inherent property of specific humans who were actually born as women

[–]ImSuperCerial 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This shit simultaneously cracks me up and hurts my head so bad.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 22 insightful - 3 fun22 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Some gay dudes really try hard to pretend they're not gay dudes, eh?

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Except they're not gay. They are and always have been straight, especially if they insist on keeping their dick and wanting to stick it in lesbians, not gay men or straight men.

[–]usehername 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The guy who posted the tweet says he loves dick so he's probably bi.

[–]1lemon 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

So in 2021 two biological men LARPing as women and having sex with each other would be considered lesbians? Consider me enlightened...

[–]fuck_reddit 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, man-with-a-flower-crown.

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So are gay men and straight women considered lesbians now?

[–]SilverWolf 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, don't you know? Everyone who wants to be is a lesbian

[–]Vebrendos 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Words have no meaning anymore.

[–]WanderingWonderWizard Extraordinaire 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah my younger brother has informed me that taking biology in high school is optional, which would explain how this idiot could even come up with such a thing.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's why it doesn't matter what kind of trans you are(Het/Bi/Homo), When you're still part of the problem.

[–]dreamgermsbisexual nightmare 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Men are better at being women than women are! As a biological male, I am a vastly superior woman than biological females! Gay men are actually lesbians, because all lesbians love to suck dick! Women who are born with vaginas who are only attracted to other women with vaginas are garbage and deserve to either die or be correctively raped!”

How brave and stunning! I’m so glad that language and science are meaningless, and I have transwomen to tell me what to think, how to act, and who to have sex with. And if I ever step out of place, thankfully they will bombard me with death and rape threats to get me back in line. So woke!

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rapey is the new black, apparently.

[–]usehername 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"no!1!11!! im not a bi man!1 im a cwute wesbian UwU see my flower crown?"

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He is a fucking idiot, biologically. They just make shit up now huh? Some boy told me this before: if I say he isn't a woman then I'm not a woman. What the fuck?

That's not how biology works my friend.