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[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

OMG #bisexual is trending on twitter! I'm scared! Someone hold me!

And ughhh... Of course the trans character's name is Aidan. Of course it is. I just want to say that I was probably one of the dumbest kids alive at that age (5/6) I would have 100% believed, after reading this book, that I could legit become a real boy, like head-to-toe magic, complete boy, and I would have jumped at the chance because my life was awful and I knew that being a boy would have made everything better. Back then, I believed THE SMURFS were real. There is no way you could have convinced me that I couldn't become a real boy after reading this. These people have no idea what kind of damage they are doing. Children aren't mini-adults. They are so clueless and trusting, and so eager-to-please. All they want is for their parents to love and protect them. This is so awful and predatory.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 9 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 10 fun -  (5 children)

Enough of your lies!! The smurfs ARE real!!!1!! And smurfette is valid.

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I just realized something. There were a little over 100 smurfs right? That means statistically speaking, at least one of them had to be gay. Who was gay smurf???

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

most people would say vanity smurf

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

How about Hefty? he had a heart tattoo on his arm... BEFORE Smurfette appeared on the scene... So who was the heart for?

[–]hetisachoice 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Papa Smurf. He wanted a bearded daddy.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

0.0 I'll be up all night now