T*RFs are just jealous because my silicon milkshakes bring all the lesbians to the yard

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[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 26 insightful - 8 fun26 insightful - 7 fun27 insightful - 8 fun -  (5 children)

But that's what these narcisists insist lesbians are thinking at all times:

"Ugh I hate having a real vagina that self lubricates and has the most dense nerve endings of any organ in the human body and real boobs, I wish I had an inverted penis and silicon instead. Reliance on hormones is so much better than just having estrogen naturally"

As a gay man I sometimes wish penetrative sex was as as convenient as it is with PiV sex, but I would not want PiV sex in either direction. I prefer my body as it is now and am attracted exclusively to men

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

They're straight men, they've been getting off to women that are 75% plastic and makeup since age twelve and they're too stupid to figure out that most lesbians haven't been doing the same.

[–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 16 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I think this is it, they can't comprehend that lesbians tend to date real women

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the modern porn soaked minds that have become all too common

[–]8bitgay 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

and silicon instead

This one is funny because frankly even if lesbians were somehow jealous of big plastic boobs (and I'm definitely not saying they are) lesbians could just... get bigger plastic boobs too.

FtMs also say this, many of them say gay men are jealous of their plastic dicks, and like... They know gay men can buy dildos too, right? It's like they think dildos are this big secret that only transmen know about.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That is a good point. When you're relying on fake alternatives, the people with access to the real thing can still use your fake alternative. It's almost like a home cook bragging that they can make a cake faster than a professional baker because the home cook uses premade box mixes that just need water and an egg. Aside from the fact that the baker's cake will possibly be better in various aspects, the baker isn't forbidden to also use a box cake mix