r/askgaybros -Gayden is convinced he's a biological man and has a male vagina. Also proceeds to call me froggie. I'm tired of those trolls.

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[–]julesburm1891 38 insightful - 7 fun38 insightful - 6 fun39 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

Here’s my hot take on the straight women who can’t wrap their head around the fact that gay men don’t want them:

It’s not hard for women to find a straight guy who wants to fuck them. It’s really not. She may want a Chris Hemsworth to be into her and be reeling in Rupert Grint or Tom Holland, but she’ll still find someone. But, these women have put themselves in the only situation where they could be naked in a room full of horny dudes and not a single one of them wants them. It’s like they’re so used to being able to easily find a guy that they can’t comprehend being told no.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 25 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

I've known a few women in my life who are obsessed with fucking gay men. Nothing else will do. It's as though it would validate something in them if only they could turn a gay man on to their charms. I'm surprised more straight guys don't take advantage of their stupidity.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 22 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 1 fun23 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

it could be some fetish about taking a gay man and turning them straight, being the first woman to turn them on. I assume, based on the titles of a relatively large number of videos on the hub that there is a common fantacy among gay men of turning straight men gay, I wouldn't be surprised if that kind of fantacy is common, especially considering what I've read about porn targeted for straight men and the number of "lesbians" in it.

However, aside from James Charles, I don't know of many people who actually attempt to follow through with that fantasy. That seems to primarily come from the T

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 16 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

porn targeted for straight men and the number of "lesbians" in it

Ah yes, those wild lesbians with their long red-clawed fingernails, sleazy makeup, huge fake tits, cheap blonde wigs and stilettos.

[–]Finnegan7921 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You mean to tell me that isn't how 90% of them are ? I am shocked I tell you, completely shocked.

[–]GConly 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

long red-clawed fingernails,

My pet peeve. When has there ever been a sexually active lesbian with long fingernails?

[–]GConly 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, the average gay man is cleaner and pays more attention to his appearance.

Straight guys be like smelly half bears with a football fixation.