What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

submitted by Captain_Codpiece from self.Jokes

A hole

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sock's ego

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Do you remove the hole by adding material?

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    [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    That’s what she said

    Was it a "bonus hole"?

    [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    Less a joke, more a riddle. Do we have s/riddles?

    ... 90% of the answers there would be: "The wind". They always are. People love to make riddles about wind.

    My question has always been, if a Sphinx came before you and said you had to answer his three riddles, and he gave you the above riddle, and you said: "Room to move" or something, you'd still be right - The more things you take away, the more room you have to move. It's not the answer the Sphinx was looking for, but it's not wrong. Would you be able to debate the Sphinx, or would it just kill you while screaming "WRONG!!"?

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      [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      AI?! Me?! How dare you!

      I did hear a good joke the other day. Went like this: 01000111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110101 01100011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100111 00101110

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        [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        I thought I was a program, not a programmer?

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          [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          Social media, like most people these days. :(

          [–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          Self rated IQ.

          [–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

          So true. The minute I stopped fucking my ex, she became an even bigger asshole.