What’s the difference between a financial bank and a sperm bank? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]ZHgfg67 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

cool

My boss asked me to work Saturday. I said I have anal glaucoma. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless your heart. What a horrible situation.

Why is child birth called delivery? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]IndianaJones 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao

Why is child birth called delivery? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because you wait forever to get it, are super excited when it comes, disappointed in the end, and it's hard as fuck to return it.

Why is child birth called delivery? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]topiary2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Digorno.

Why is child birth called delivery? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]YoMamma 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Three women are sit at a bar, discussing life post childbirth. They get into a heated debate regarding who has the most stretched out muff. The first lady claims that post childbirth she's been able to fit four fingers into it.

“That’s nothing!” Claimed the second lady, who proceeds to disclose she’s been inserting aerosol cans for the last few years.

“Ha!” shouts the third lady, as, with a gentle smirk on her face she slowly slides down her barstool.

Hawaii is going to ban loud laughter by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you been eating those popsicles with the jokes on the sticks again?

Good one.

I like feeding dolphins by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're just a brown nose!... Oh, sorry, Bottle Nose.

I put my grandmother on speed dial. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Smalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought that was your coke dealer on speed dial.

I put my grandmother on speed dial. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope she's not dressed like half the women you see there...

For sale one used delorean by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]larrymartins 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This caught my eye. Before making a decision I would love to know if theres room for negotiation on the price and if you have more pictures of the Delorean. Reliable Appliance Installation Services in Sunrise FL

I want my wife to fire the pool boy. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good one!

What do Fred Flintstone and people in Gaza have in common? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

rubble

From Paw Patrol?

What do Fred Flintstone and people in Gaza have in common? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you have any Jewish jokes?

What do Fred Flintstone and people in Gaza have in common? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]binaryblob 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Too early dude, too early.

For sale one used delorean by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

EV with slight modifications. May or may not exist at the moment due to a paradox.

Kids with ADHD should be sent to concentration camp by Musky in Jokes

[–]solder0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Down vote, down vote, DOWN VOTE!!!!

I saw my dog chasing a mouse. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Noice!

I saw my dog chasing a mouse. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The meatBall

I saw my dog chasing a mouse. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Where?

I saw my dog chasing a mouse. by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Where did the meatball go to dance?

I got a universal remote control by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I tried to mute my wife once with a univerasl remote. It was a mistake.

What do you call a masterbating bull? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

An unenviable task with cloven hooves.

I self identify as a submarine by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

too soon

What’s the difference between a financial bank and a sperm bank? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good one!
They also call withdrawing "Pulling out".

I used to be a kleptomaniac... by chottohen in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Edith Bunker was a klepper for a while.

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ohhh! Okay. I always heard it pronounced "Con Sway Lah". Good one!

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Captain_Codpiece[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cunt-sway-low

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't get this one. :( Explain it to me like I've taken many blows to the head.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole in the ground? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the front porch? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole in the ground? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]VantaFount 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Phil. (Fill)

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sock's ego

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So true. The minute I stopped fucking my ex, she became an even bigger asshole.

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Social media, like most people these days. :(

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That’s what she said

Was it a "bonus hole"?

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought I was a program, not a programmer?

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Self rated IQ.

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do you remove the hole by adding material?

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

AI?! Me?! How dare you!

I did hear a good joke the other day. Went like this: 01000111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110101 01100011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100111 00101110

What gets bigger the more you take away from it? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Less a joke, more a riddle. Do we have s/riddles?

... 90% of the answers there would be: "The wind". They always are. People love to make riddles about wind.

My question has always been, if a Sphinx came before you and said you had to answer his three riddles, and he gave you the above riddle, and you said: "Room to move" or something, you'd still be right - The more things you take away, the more room you have to move. It's not the answer the Sphinx was looking for, but it's not wrong. Would you be able to debate the Sphinx, or would it just kill you while screaming "WRONG!!"?

I self identify as a submarine by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

I was molested by a mime once by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What do you call a masterbating bull? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

What do you call a masterbating bull? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't laugh

I saw a cow in an elevator once by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I saw a cow in an elevator once.

I said "hey, aren't you Yabbit's mum?"

I named my pet termite Clint by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You inspired me.

I named my pet termite Clint by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mine is Chipper Bore.

I’m afraid of speed bumps by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nice

Son says to dad "I just watched a guy do 50 pushups" by Drewski in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought I would check this account and see that it was made 5 minutes ago for this joke, but you've been looking for your Dad on here for 4 years!

I know he went out for milk, but it's going to be off by the time he gets home. I think you should just go get some yourself.

Son says to dad "I just watched a guy do 50 pushups" by Drewski in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is not a joke, this is something that actualy happened. I know because I was the son.

I wanted some bees by iamonlyoneman in Jokes

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're welcome! It's easy enough to remember so gg whoever bought that domain name

I wanted some bees by iamonlyoneman in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you! Satisfying.

How did the C++ chicken cross the road? by Matts in Jokes

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was encapsulated in a Dog.

I wanted some bees by iamonlyoneman in Jokes

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wanted some bees by iamonlyoneman in Jokes

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Does this joke come with a musical sting at the end?

I wanted some bees by iamonlyoneman in Jokes

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A beekeeper's dozen.

What did the ghost pepper say to the other ghost pepper? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Too hot for the internet.

Why did the Reddit mods travel into space? by RaverJodes in Jokes

[–]RaverJodes[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂😂😂👌

Why did the Reddit mods travel into space? by RaverJodes in Jokes

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because in space nobody can hear you scream rape.

Why did the Reddit mods travel into space? by RaverJodes in Jokes

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cause they heard space lesbians were into troons.

Here it is, the joke that got me banned permanently from Reddit. by Bridgeheadprod in Jokes

[–]RaverJodes 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That doesn't fucking deserve a ban. Fuck Reddit!

Here it is, the joke that got me banned permanently from Reddit. by Bridgeheadprod in Jokes

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That proves that Trip Advisor grossly inflates their ratings, by like 6 million times.

I'll have a Coke by Musky in Jokes

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I miss off color jokes too, this and the airplane joke I posted I was told in childhood. When did we kill humor on the chance it might offend someone.

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish. So I'll blow up your car, and then I'll make you pay for it".

Hahaha, that's a good one. Never heard that before.

I'll have a Coke by Musky in Jokes

[–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I kinda miss these kinds of jokes. Ethic humor was never considered violence. It was just ethnic humor.

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish. So I'll blow up your car, and then I'll make you pay for it".

I'll have a Coke by Musky in Jokes

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had to fudge the Jewish part, I couldn't find the original with that bit intact.

What do you call a nun on a scooter? Virgin Mobile.

Lol

I'll have a Coke by Musky in Jokes

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It’s a classic.

What do you call a nun on a scooter? Virgin Mobile.

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I did. Assertions when counting to above 80 pixels to estimate resolutions even above that. But don't tell.

Otherwise, I'll probably need better amphetamines.

(Which I already have, since my Psychiatrist is "offbeat", like myself)

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]IndianaJones 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haha

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He already did, twice!

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How do you know it's actually 8K? You should at least count the pixels before asserting that.

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Going straight to 8k, bro.

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

The monkey by Zapped in Jokes

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Monkeypill brutal

School teacher teaching words to class by Brewdabier in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Pick: My instincts tells me it's gwanna rain.

Aninny: My end stinks too but it don't talk.

How do you get a correct answer on the internet ? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is so true. When I don’t know anything I make something up, and say it confidently. I always get corrected, and usually my incorrect statement pissed who ever off so much, they like give me an article and reasoning.

How do you get a correct answer on the internet ? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. Post the wrong answer and somebody WILL correct you. Been doing it for decades. I used "Google Fu" back when I was in IT. I was always the answer man. They didn't know.

How do you get a correct answer on the internet ? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Some people monetise this technique.

A global atomic war could instantly stop the covid-pandemic by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would like to see the rich people's faces when the bombs hit.

What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My man. This meme is gold.

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Before *Burning Man got too woke and closed down for COVID, it was a radical scene I was deep into. Sounds like it might be up your alley. Further, there are countless regional Burner events around the world, including a big one in South Africa and some in Australia and New Zealand.

We can also make online hangouts. /s/Cassy.

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If you're bored, read some of my posts or comments and engage.

I'll try man, I don't know much about Canada though but I'll see if I have anything intelligent to comment.

Or step away from your device and make change in the world.

Suggestions? Does hugging my pillow count?

What inspires you? What drives you? What gives you meaning, purpose, fulfillment and joy?

Above everything else? Friends. Specifically, meeting the world's craziest people for the purpose of discovering their backstory and being a thrillseeker. sort of like reading a book (but better). To me, I think that's the purpose of life, to have the world's craziest and exciting people by your side always.

Another meaning of life: To have the world's best hangout. I think the world's best hangout would involve something like drinking beer at a friend's house (or my house) late at night. Either that, or something to do with camping. Sounds fun, maybe I should arrange something with my mates.

If you ever find yourself in Sydney, Australia, look me up. We'll do cool shit.

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If you're bored, read some of my posts or comments and engage.

Or step away from your device and make change in the world.

What inspires you? What drives you? What gives you meaning, purpose, fulfillment and joy?

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's not even a joke

I know bro I'm just really bored (and horribly unfunny).

Feel free to buy me one of these.

If I ever win the lotto I got your back.

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The punchline: That's not even a joke.

At 51, I've never owned a car, ever.
I've driven all over North America.
Many times.
In a variety of different-sized vehicles.
I've had many motorcycles, electric bikes, bicycles, and even a couple unicycles.
Think different.
Feel free to buy me one of these.

Who owns cars that are well? by IndianaJones in Jokes

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I heard that dating a homeless woman is nice. by Zapped in Jokes

[–]Zapped[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a much better punchline than I had.

I heard that dating a homeless woman is nice. by Zapped in Jokes

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You are actually writing about "her" as a body, ain't you ?

Harrison Ford, Expert on Runway Incursions by Brewdabier in Jokes

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What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

[–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

magnora7 3 insightful - 2 fun - an hour ago Pretty bang-on. Where is the forum of smart people acting like smart people? lol

It used to be slashdot and ars-technica. I guess there just arent any smart people acting like smart people anymore :D

What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

[–]magnora7 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty bang-on. Where is the forum of smart people acting like smart people? lol

Hackernews can be that way sometimes, but it's also very "goody two shoes" and "follow the book" type of thinking everywhere.

What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

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True

What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Reddit became that way when tumblr banned porn.

What's the difference between Tumblr and Reddit? by CleverFoolOfEarth in Jokes

[–]yabbit 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not even a joke

life was a blur till I was 7 years old. by [deleted] in Jokes

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6

Did you hear about the thieves who stole a truckload of Viagra? by Spotted_Lady in Jokes

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They dropped the soap charges.

I was about to visit Sweden by johnnybravo in Jokes

[–]pastorsnoopy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

heyijustcametotellyouthatsomeguyiscallingyouafagandsayingheisgonnasendyourmomsintohellfiretosuckflamingdogcockthatisfuckedup.

Did you hear about the thieves who stole a truckload of Viagra? by Spotted_Lady in Jokes

[–]la_cues 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Now those are some hardened criminals.

Did you hear about the thieves who stole a truckload of Viagra? by Spotted_Lady in Jokes

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I heard they got off.