Hello from mary flowers

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

Ah, I see, you were just trying to get me to send you extra dick pics. Cheeky monkey.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

or from your girlfriend..

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

I admire your enthusiasm for cock.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

now you are pissing me off.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

But I made you a picture.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Link?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

https://saidit.net/s/pics/comments/8knm/skeeter_meter/

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

That's not your girlfriend's dick pic.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no, I meant the skeeter meter. Shits not super easy to do on a phone.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm so dicksappointed.

I only ever did pixel art on phones. It's been a dozen years since I bought my last "smart" phone. Only last week did I finally get a phone number again after a half year without. A shitty flip phone. The shit one does under pressure.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Wise man once spray
Piss into wind
Expect golden showers
Not everything that glitters
Is a chick dick pic.