Hello from mary flowers

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[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (19 children)

i got my eye on mary... and you have a girlfriend.. stay away from mary flowers.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (18 children)

And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach. (Isiah 4:1)

Just being friendly.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

no, she told me what you private messaged her a pic of your penis.

dont try to deny it.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (16 children)

I do that for everyone.

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

you dint send me one.

wait... send me a pic of your girlfriend's dick instead.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (14 children)

I'm sure I did, check your collection of dick pics. It's the one that says "bad motherfucker."

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (13 children)

mary is my latest sock puppet account.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

Ah, I see, you were just trying to get me to send you extra dick pics. Cheeky monkey.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

or from your girlfriend..

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

I admire your enthusiasm for cock.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

No!

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

LOLOLOLOL..