You see pepperspraying not just your own face but then also your genitals is something the Jackass crew, or even the Dirty Sanchez boys, would probably take a rain check on

Are you kidding me, have you even watched those shows? Or maybe you've never been exposed to pepper spray. I've only seen one Jackass movie but the very first thing they did (getting a snake to bit the guys penis) was way worse, (possibly less painful, obviously I've never been bitten by a snake down there, but with a whole lot more potential for permanent damage).

And if I'd had any idea how bad the pain would be I would never have used it on my dick. Putting it on my eyes really wasn't much worse than getting grit in my eyes in terms of pain, possibly lower (on the other hand, grit doesn't cause my eyes to swell shut). It stung for about 15 seconds and then the pain passed, I figured it would be even less painful down there because of the lack of mucous membranes but it ended up being a whole different level and it didn't stop for a long time. It wasn't anything sexual, it was just some normal experimentation from a 21-year-old. A quick google check shows that I'm not the only person to do this and that even some women do it (I'd imagine it's even more painful for them, but I've had one pepperspray/genital surprise in my life so I'm prepared for another).