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[–]macaron 22 insightful - 9 fun22 insightful - 8 fun23 insightful - 9 fun -  (14 children)

That women should rub one poison ivy (while wearing gloves) and leave it for this gross af mofo. :3

[–]assignedcopatbirth 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (10 children)

I'm thinking pepper spray 😊

[–]buttbuttinator 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

I've peppersprayed myself in the face, and in the crotch. Getting it in my eyes was certainly unpleasant, but getting it on my crotch hurt so much that I considered the hospital. It's horrible. So I second this idea, with one clarification.

Use pepper spray gel. Not only is it a lot easier to get on the pad without getting it on yourself, it is probably especially visually appealing to period fetishists and it won't evaporate off the pad as much.

[–]TheBeefBenson 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (8 children)

Ok. I'll bite. Why did you spray pepperspray into your eyes and crotch?

[–]buttbuttinator 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

Pure curiosity. I had a can of pepper spray that was reaching its expiration date and I decided to test it out (I rubbed it in my eyes). It was definitely unpleasant, but other than my eyes swelling shut I felt like it didn't really hinder my ability to do things even though my eyes are generally pretty sensitive.

So I wondered whether the pepper spray was defective or maybe being close to the expiration date made it lose effectiveness. So a few months later I decided to test my new pepper spray with similar results. And then, like many men, my thoughts went to my penis and I sprayed it there.

BIG MISTAKE. I deliberately avoided my mucous membranes but that did not matter, it was definitely top 3 most painful experiences of my life. Very possibly #1. For about an hour I was writhing in agony.

[–]TheBeefBenson 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

And then, like many men, my thoughts went to my penis and I sprayed it there.

I'll be honest, after reading that statement I'm extremely sceptical about you and your whole experience.

[–]buttbuttinator 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I mean, I don't want to use a feminist forum to talk about our dicks, but if you really don't believe me feel free to try it yourself (seriously though, DO NOT DO IT).

I will say that it might partly be psychological because the penis physically, visibly reacts to the spray and it's genuinely horrifying.

[–]TheBeefBenson 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's not the levels of discomfort that I'm sceptical of. Rather whether you actually did that to yourself and, to be quite frank, whether you are a man at all and if you are a man if you're on this sub for the right reasons.

You see pepperspraying not just your own face but then also your genitals is something the Jackass crew, or even the Dirty Sanchez boys, would probably take a rain check on. And even if they did do it they'd be doing it for laughs, money or both. So their motivations are understandable, if not always agreeable to everyone. But you seem to have just knowingly harmed your face, with a substance you knew to be out of date and therefore potentially dangerous, for absolutely no reason at all. The explanation you gave as to why you then did that to your genitals too is utterly baffling to me. Because, as a man, I can say for a certainty that men DO NOT think about their penises all the time.... if we rarely ever do. We think about sex a fair bit more than women it's true, and there's nothing wrong with that, but we don't really have much thought towards our own genitals. Why would our own genitals be the focus of our attention? And we most certainly don't think to harm them on a whim... unless of course the man has a fetish.

Seriously, what kind of man would go:

"oh god! Pepperspraying my face really hurt' Suppose I should do it to my penis as well because I'm a man and men always think about their penises. DUH!"

I would hate to know what happens when you feel you need a shave.

This opinion you have of men is such a gross caricature it's clearly written to conform to a very radical and ignorant set of prejudices. Which leads me to speculate whether you're a man at all, since you have some very bizarre ideas of how men think about their bodies, or if you are in fact a man whether you're engaging in some sort of humiliation fetish. I think the later is more likely to be honest. This reads more like what a man imagining what he thinks rad fems want to hear rather than what rad fems actually think. But then again you did get quite a lot of upvotes so maybe this is the kind of stuff they like to hear and believe. So if you are a fetishist it seems you've hit gold, buddy.

And tbf there's nothing wrong with having a fetish, as long as consent is part of your desires (otherwise get help). But I do think there's a time and a place for it and I don't think it's here and now... but then again maybe I'm wrong. As I said before, the ladies here seem to like what you have to say so as long as everyone's happy with the arrangement then you lot just go on being your best selves. Though the irony of the rad fems facilitating a male fetish is just too priceless.

[–]buttbuttinator 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You see pepperspraying not just your own face but then also your genitals is something the Jackass crew, or even the Dirty Sanchez boys, would probably take a rain check on

Are you kidding me, have you even watched those shows? Or maybe you've never been exposed to pepper spray. I've only seen one Jackass movie but the very first thing they did (getting a snake to bit the guys penis) was way worse, (possibly less painful, obviously I've never been bitten by a snake down there, but with a whole lot more potential for permanent damage).

And if I'd had any idea how bad the pain would be I would never have used it on my dick. Putting it on my eyes really wasn't much worse than getting grit in my eyes in terms of pain, possibly lower (on the other hand, grit doesn't cause my eyes to swell shut). It stung for about 15 seconds and then the pain passed, I figured it would be even less painful down there because of the lack of mucous membranes but it ended up being a whole different level and it didn't stop for a long time. It wasn't anything sexual, it was just some normal experimentation from a 21-year-old. A quick google check shows that I'm not the only person to do this and that even some women do it (I'd imagine it's even more painful for them, but I've had one pepperspray/genital surprise in my life so I'm prepared for another).

[–]SheepleArePeople2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Adolescent and young adult dudes do stupid shit with their dicks all the time. It is also not shocking to me to find a guy here because I was actually introduced to Gender Critical by a male friend.

[–]BEB[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was introduced to r/gendercritical by a gay man.

[–]assignedcopatbirth 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I swear I'm not laughing 🤣

[–]vijfkeervier 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

"Oooh! I put a used pad in my panties and my girly body reacted so strongly to it that I now have real period pains!"

[–]YoutiaoLover 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. Considering how crazy they are, this certainly could happen.

[–]Feather 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So I think that brings us back to the idea that it should be something itchy.

[–]hfxB0oyA 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Just remember - it's not a fetish and it's definitely not mental illness, you bigot...

[–]PressSnoozeWoke 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Deranged...

[–]33799 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh, I really did not need to see that picture...

[–]jjdub7Gay Male Guest Commentator 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's been a while since I've physically shuddered in reaction to something I read on the internet.

[–]our_team_is_winning 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Somewhere there is a Trans Fetish version of Ebay where men bid on women's used sanitary products isn't there? I don't like touching my OWN period mess. That is a fetish too sick for words. But then some fetishists actually eat shit, so....

[–]BuboTitan 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I guess, technically it isn't stealing because anything thrown in the trash is no longer anyone's property. But still, yuuuuuuck

[–]diapason 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Huge boundary violation either way 😣

[–]diapason 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's something I really could have gone my whole life without knowing was a thing. Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[–]BEB[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This isn't' that unusual - there are forums where TiMs discuss stealing used women's sanitary products out of women's bathrooms.

That these men are fethishists of the most disgusting sort needs to be out in the open.

What woman wants her used tampon stolen and used as who knows what by a man who's sexually turned on by the thought of menstruating?

[–]diapason 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The fact they're even in our bathrooms in the first place to be able to do this is disturbing too

[–]MonstrousRegiment 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Poe's Law?