Feminity is... Wearing a fluffy robe that's pink

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[–]our_team_is_winning 36 insightful - 5 fun36 insightful - 4 fun37 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

"Do you know anything I can do to feel more female?"

Have a pervy old man look you up in down when you're trapped alone with him on an elevator? Maybe go to the Manosphere online and pretend every comment about a woman applies to YOU! Warning: there's a lot of pix of George Clooney there, "aging like fine wine."

Most of the time I just feel like a person going about my business until something (usually bad) brings up the fact that I have this female body to contend with.

[–]assignedcopatbirth 26 insightful - 4 fun26 insightful - 3 fun27 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah sometimes I (jokingly) think these Tims should go to a camp and experience real girlhood: bullying, street harassment, all media telling you you're hideous, eating disorders, getting a period stain in public...

But then I remember how many of them have humiliation fetishes and would be super into that 🙃

[–]MarkTwainiac 30 insightful - 5 fun30 insightful - 4 fun31 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

"Do you know anything I can do to feel more female?"

Do the dishes, clean the house, run a half dozen loads of wash. Make the grocery list, do the shopping, make breakfast, cook dinner, prepare and pack everyone's lunches. Change baby's nappies, clean up vomit, buy and change your elderly relatives diapers, give them a bath. Work in a nursing home, or go live in one for the rest of your life. Wet yourself a little every time you sneeze. Remember when everyone's birthday is, and always take care to send a card, and be roundly criticized if you forget. Swallow your anger, bite your tongue about all the misogyny you're subjected to on the daily. Take it as your lot in life that you and your needs and desires will never come first. Get unsolicited dic picks on your phone, and PMs on FaceBook asking how old you are and whether you like to suck cock. Receive threats of rape, murder, disemboweling and dismemberment on social media from angry young men who also tell you to choke to death on their lady dicks. Be talked down to by young women and men who call you a "TERF," "SWERF," an "old bag," "trash" and "a garbage person," then tell you to "be kind."

[–]vitunrotta 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

May I just applaud this comment for some 45 minutes (approximately the time men think it takes to take care of all of this, spanned in a week's time.)

[–]YoutiaoLover 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

45 minutes

Reminds me that those men think opening jars, mowing the lawn once a year and changing the light bulbs means they've done half (if not more) the housework LMAO. Makes me wonder if they live in alternate reality.

[–]materialrealityplz 30 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 2 fun31 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I'm a hairy mofo who doesn't wear make-up or own any dresses. Still a motherfucking woman though. Like they will never be. :D

Wear your stupid fluffy pink shit, you'll still be a man. In fluffy pink shit. Until you die and after.

[–]yousaythosethings 21 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And after they die, if their bodies were to be discovered later, there will be absolutely no ambiguity about what sex they were regardless of whatever cosmetic procedures they’ve had done or hormones they’ve taken. The sexing of skeletons is remarkably easy.

[–]CleverNickName 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

... clearly, we need to push the idea to have "AFAB/AMAB" carved into hip bones, so future archeologists won't make that transphobic mistake.

Help me, 4chan, you're my only hope (cuz all I know about them is that they get nonsense accepted by the masses, somehow)

[–]MarkTwainiac 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's even worse about this is that the man who made the inquiry didn't ask his mates how to feel "feminine." He asked

do you know anything I can do to feel more female

As was long predicted, once these guys were allowed to appropriate the word woman, they'd want to take the word female for themselves too. It's like the modern version of Manifest destiny. Or perhaps what TIMs are up to should be written as MANifest destiny.

What's more, the implication in this guy's question is that feeling female is something he already does; he wants to feel "more female," not female for the first time. The arrogance and delusion is off the charts.

[–]LasagnaRossa 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

Oh yeah I remember the day I become a woman, the day when I put pink nail polish and wore a fluffy robe 🌺

[–]MarkTwainiac 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

If you ever give birth to a daughter, you'll find that little bits of pink fuzz from the fluffy robe your female child came into the world wearing will be coming out of your vagina for weeks afterward. It's a real pain.

[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm due to push a whole new human out of my vagina in a few weeks. I've been planning my delivery outfit. I think I will wear... a hospital gown under an ankle-length black flannel robe from the men's section of Target. Do you think that would be a good look in a birth center?

[–]MarkTwainiac 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Just as long as you don't have to launder it yourself afterwards, any attire would be be fine in my book. Personally, my fave birthing attire was a red pleather mini skirt, fishnet stockings held up by a garter belt, a push-up bra under a see-through leopard print blouse, and of course five-inch heels.

But that's only for giving birth to girls. If you're having a boy, I suggest fashioning your birth attire after one of these guys: https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

Or after "The Dude" in "The Big Lebowski" who at the end of this scene looks exactly like I did after giving birth, LOL: https://youtu.be/r9twTtXkQNA

Good luck! Hope it goes well. Sending all the best to you and baby.

[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, I like the hard hat on the construction worker the best, his toolbelt is a bit small, though. I couldn't fit any diapers in that thing. A travel pack of wipes, maybe.

The preening hens of babybumps are planning their delivery outfits. They're talking about buying silky gowns with long slits up the sides, because hospital gowns aren't soft enough, or buying a thing, what the hell is a boppy? Oh, it's a substitute for arms. Okay. Like a changing table, which is a substitute for a floor. The Capital gods of Usa are pleased. They are especially pleased with my private insurance, which will be paying for my hospital stay. I'll have the option to get high on fentanyl, too.

[–]fuckupaddams 7 insightful - 11 fun7 insightful - 10 fun8 insightful - 11 fun -  (5 children)

"Feel more female" you can pour some ketchup in your ass and watch it slowly pour out I guess

[–]MarkTwainiac 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Since when is having a tomato-based condiment coming from the ass a sign of being female, LOL?

Female people who bleed from the ass typically do so coz of hemorrhoids, which usually come about coz of pregnancy, childbirth injuries and/or aging, or coz we've just had a colonoscopy. At least that used to be the case before the current era when anal sex in which females are the recipients of rectal penetration, often violent penetration, has become more normalized - and when men injuring females via such penetration (rose budding) has become so fetishized.

[–]crazyangryfemale 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Way back when, GC linked to some fetish site where autogynephilic TIMs dished about: freezing tomato juice & putting it up their ass, then wearing a pad (to “mimic” a period.......); stealing used tampons/pads from the garbage in women’s bathrooms to put up their ass; graphic accounts of using said stolen-products. Fucked up

[–]MarkTwainiac 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I remember all those stories and pics too well. But my point was, doing that sort of thing just proves how far from female these guys are.

If such behaviors were female behaviors, then girls prior to menarche and women after menopause would be engaging in them. Yet I've never heard of a single case of a little girl stealing pads or tampons to try on, not even when "playing house" or trying to act like she's all grown up. Nor have I ever heard of a single post-menopausal woman stealing used tampons and pads from public loos and putting them in her undies or vagina so as to relive the "pleasure" of having a period again the way these sick fetishistic men do.

[–]ShieldMaiden 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I saw this on a lolcow GC thread! Oh my god I couldn't believe what I was reading… and then further down the thread someone made a collage of men digging through trash for used menstrual products, I'm pretty sure one of the pics was a bunch of used pads sewn together. Like, into a quilt. Truly nightmare duel.

[–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hey I'm just brainstorming here.