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[–]our_team_is_winning 23 insightful - 16 fun23 insightful - 15 fun24 insightful - 16 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe I should start taking my Toyota to the Mercedes dealer for oil changes? Then I could pretend I drove a luxury car.

[–]MarkTwainiac 25 insightful - 7 fun25 insightful - 6 fun26 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I think this is more akin to taking a busted crock pot to the Mercedes dealer & demanding they figure out why it won't work & do the repairs. A Toyota still has all the same basic properties & can perform all the same automotive functions as a Mercedes. Whereas a TIM's fauxgina has none of the same properties as a vagina, and it can't perform any of a vagina's functions except one - being penetrated - either. What's more, even when used for penetrative sex, a fauxgina functions nothing like a real vagina.