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[–]lefterfield 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

My imagined scenario:

Male friend: Come to my house, it is nice.

Me: Ok then. <visits house> Hey, I need to use the bathroom.

Male friend: It is down this hallway.

Me: <sees a lack of a wastebasket and soap> <exits bathroom> You lied to me, male friend. I shall pee in my own house and never return.

Male friend: Yes, that is fair. I apologize.

Men, wash your hands after handling your pee pee. For fucks sake.