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[–]HouseplantWomen who disagree with QT are a different sex 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

There’s no difference between sperm and ova because a bee was made with two bee sperm. So naturally next week we will see pregnant natal males all over the place because their sperm is identical to an ova.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaSarcastic Ovalord 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (16 children)

SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]HouseplantWomen who disagree with QT are a different sex 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

Oh god I just realised Since sperm and ova are identical, at any point in time a woman could impregnate herself. You ovulate and release one egg and one sperm and bam, now you’re knocked up! Can’t wait for OP to show us all the pregnancies recorded that happen this way, or at least the guidelines for preventing impregnating yourself by accident.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaSarcastic Ovalord 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Self-impregnation is a plague that has influenced humanity since the beginning of time. You can' t explain with science what went on with Mary mother of Jesus without self-impregnation: it' s obvious that it wasn' t actually God who was responsible (I mean, hellooooo? That' s just mythology!!!!!), so the only other explanation is that Mary was a trans woman who produced sperm, then started identifying as ova-factory, produced ovas, and impregnated herself. There is literally no other possible explanation for that.

So get out of here with that attitude!!!!

What I am confused about is all this fuss around uterus transplants when obviously you can use whatever gamete you have to impregnate yourself. Just start producing the other and then mix them together. You don' t need medical treatment, these things already happen all the time.

[–]HouseplantWomen who disagree with QT are a different sex 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (13 children)

Hey you’re so right! Who needs a uterus implanted when testicles can just produce ova and his wife can fertilise them with all her sperm. His wife could be a horse or a mushroom or a gnat because there’s no difference between animals. Bee sex is human sex.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaSarcastic Ovalord 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

And bee rights are human rights!!!!!

So get on with fighting on behalf of worker bees against the bee monarchy that is enslaving them. Queen Bees need to be put in their place! It' s 2021, exploitation on working places is barbaric unless it can be considered empowering.

[–]HouseplantWomen who disagree with QT are a different sex 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Yikes sweaty recognising the bee monarchy? Enjoy the wrong side of history. All bees are queens

[–]Omina_SentenziosaSarcastic Ovalord 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Crap, of course they are!!!!

But if they are, then does that mean that working as slaves is empowering?

Gosh, I really need to educate myself, are there courses in universities (Canada or the USA I assume) about the power dynamics and history in bee society?

[–]HouseplantWomen who disagree with QT are a different sex 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

University? No But there are some courses available through Instagram users where you can learn unsubstantiated theory and the delicate operation of proving your theory via calling people names and questioning their morals until they agree with you or become silent.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaSarcastic Ovalord 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Even better! People on Instagram or TikTok are the real experts anyway!