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[–]MarkTwainiac 17 insightful - 6 fun17 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Oh stop with this nonsense.

Your dinner is getting cold.

I am seriously regretting conceiving you, carrying you in my uterus for 9-10 months, risking my life and health to give birth to you, and the myriad pelvic floor issues and pain I am still suffering decades later from giving birth to you.

The only reason I put up with your batshit posts is that I feel guilty for all the times I dropped you on your head when you were an infant. Clearly, the chickens have come home to roost.

Love, Mom