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[–]Clown_Chan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Eurofag here. I'm suprised to learn that children in Germany are allowed to drink or eat in the class, or to have water bottles on the desks.

In my country children are usually not allowed to even stay in the class durning the break time, students need to take their lunch and go eat outside of class in the hall, caffeteria or backyard. Eating or drinking in the class is absolutely forbidden and we don't pander to the sandniggers.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Germany is going down a The White Ribbon trajectory again.

Fun times

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

BS

Are we now getting our news from 3 fifth graders who CLAIMED they could not drink in class because a handful of students were fasting? Perhaps the parents are claiming this? Even if this were true, it's stupid and easily corrected at the school.

[–]Jihadist 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Masha Allah. Thanks Germany for respecting our religion. Maybe our family should migrate there

[–]loves2smootch 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

human right violation

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

When I was 10, I didn't have a water bottle in class. I drank from the fountains at break.

I had no idea my human rights were being violated. Who should I report this to?

[–]loves2smootch 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

your rabbi

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh man, I don't think we pastafarians even have rabbis. The church of the FSM does have ministers, I believe ... but it might be Pirates. Theology is complicated and nuanced.

Should I try to find one of them?

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Called that because Muslims worship the ram god, Satan, without realizing

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

thot it was a sky god growing out of a meteorite that fell

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Called the Kaaba right?

They worship Allah.

kabbalah

Jews made up Islam and are laughing about it.

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did a search on legitimate news agency and found nothing about this, Missie BS.

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

americans may be singing 'over there' again some day