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I no longer watch tennis since it decided to stop being mildly erotic.
submitted 9 months ago by JerkChicken from self.Entertainment
No miniskirts and no grunting makes tennis a dull sport.
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[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
The only other acceptable sport, with bonus bouncing too
[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
That's my favorite sport of all time. It's the only thing I watch on the Olympics.
They were talking about making their uniforms more modest. It's like they want to shoot themselves in the foot.
[–]ID10T 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Bud Light has a great new commercial with a lot of grunting. You should check that out, I think it's right up your alley.
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (1 child)
So I take it that you don't fancy any of the players.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
Only those who make the list
[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (2 children)
Did they change the dress code? I remember Serena Williams wearing shit that had me cuttin' diamonds back around 1999-2001.
[–]Node 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (1 child)
Images for the "American tennis player" show a hideous sheboon.
[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
You could never satisfy her. I could.
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (32 children)
Good. Those are athletes, not porn actresses for you incels.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (31 children)
They can be both
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (30 children)
Sly yet dumb woman who figured out she gets paid to show her butt, not play sports.
This kind of bullshit is why female sports are a joke. Nobody cares about female sports unless it's transwomen who wants easy wins, or creeps who wants to ogle the athletes.
This kind of bullshit is why being a woman sucks.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (29 children)
Women have never objectified men, no? Let's not fall victim to ignorance.
I find women's sports more enjoyable than men's sports, why must it be islamified by covering people up and censoring the natural form? The feminist would rather all athletes to be fat or ugly to remove all doubt that people watch just to see how many points are scored.
My post was in jest following recent news that tennis players will be wearing black shorts to enforce modesty, it's more virtue signalling than anything else.
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (28 children)
I find women's sports more enjoyable than men's sports, why must it be islamified by covering people up and censoring the natural form?
If your enjoyment of women's sports is somehow diminished by the fact they wear shorts instead of skirts..... then I don't think you enjoy women sports at all, you just enjoy looking at tits and ass. So, I approve of this change. Let people watch sport because it's sport.
Women usually don't objectify men as much, no. I've never heard a woman talk in a crass way of a man like it was some kind of object to use, never in the creepy, demeaning way some men do with women. Keep in mind that being sexually attracted to someone, and objectifying someone (keyword: OBJECT) are not the same thing. You can find a woman hot without considering her a piece of meat. Try it.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 9 months ago (27 children)
We get it, your fat.
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (26 children)
Ah, here's another! You guys are like a hivemind! The cats, buddy, you forgot mentioning I have cats. No, I'm not fat and I actually hate cats, but wow. I should make a study on this because you all speak like reading from a script.
[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (11 children)
you forgot mentioning I have cats.
You have cats?
[–]JerkChicken[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (1 child)
Cat ownership compensates for the lack of penis in their lives.
[–]Node 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
I dunno, a cat is small compensation for the inability to write cursive in the snow.
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (8 children)
Reading comprehension. You didn't learn it in school eh?
[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 9 months ago (7 children)
You got me. I learned it at home around 2nd or 3rd grade. Articles in the newspaper revealed that humans are mostly retarded. Later I learned about the bell curve, and what average IQ being 100 really means.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (13 children)
Some people see a joke and brush it off as a joke, and then there's you. I bet your a fun person.
[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (12 children)
Mmh. I think it stopped being a joke the 12th time someone made it here. It then became a case study. You also never learnt spelling in class, by the way, eh? There's me speaking a foreign language to communicate with an idiot, and then there's an idiot who can't spell "you're" in his mother tongue.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 9 months ago (11 children)
Ooo grammatical burn, ouch, I'm so injured by your burn, ermagerd, staaaap.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 9 months ago (0 children)
I stopped watching when Federer stopped playing Grand Slams.
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