Are you joking? The jews literally circumcised us all so they could turn us into their turbo-autistic accountant mega-slaves with mega-math powers and IT FUCKING WORKED. I'd give anything to have my foreskin back. Then maybe my fat cow of a wife would look at me instead of internet pictures of those curly-haired gremlins with their fucking sock dicks.

edit: okay she's my aunt but I'm fighting for all of our rights people!!