Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211

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[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

What are we praying for? For him to finally get a woman? For him to just relax and chill out? For God to have mercy on him? I'm not religious, but if I'm going to pray for a guy I kinda wanna know what to ask for.

"Dear God, in your infinite wisdom you have seen fit to make our brother, u/211, a total lost cause. Please, oh Lord, help him get his dick wet just once so he can calm the fuck down... If not for him, for the rest of us who have to listen to him ask when we are going to join his incel rebellion once a week. Amen."

[–]Titanic[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

That could work. This guy is off his rocker and some day I think he's going to hurt someone

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Oh c'mon, he's harmless. And I don't just mean he's unable to harm people, I mean he's just trolling. The dude has, like, 30 post asking what you'd do if various height men looked at your wife. Nobody can ask that seriously... The answer is: "Threesome". Duh!

[–]Titanic[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He's harmless

You don't know that. He's got to have autism or something. But not the Thomas Jefferson kind of autism, the Dylan roof kind.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sure, almost certainly, but it's a funny kind!