What would you do if a 6'5 guy with insane muscles licked your wife's neck?

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[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't have a wife yet.

I'd tell him, please do not do that, that is sexual and she is my wife. Christ will judge you for adultery.

If he didn't stop, my wife would be faithful enough to me to ask him to.

If he still didn't stop I'd call the cops and have him arrested for sexual assault. That way he has to register as a sex offender and can be barred from reproducing for the rest of his life.

[–]oorgias[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why? You mean they will rip his genitals off in jail?

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, they'll give him extra genitals in jail (their own).

But after that, he'll be on a sex offender registry and nobody will want to date him.

[–]Maggotus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd be busy holding my wife back from clawing his face off.