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[–]CivilWarrior 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Realize being a depressed pussy is bullshit and go outside and carve a spoon from a tree and eat a fucking deer.

[–]Hematomato 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You get Lux Aeterna stuck in your head.

[–]Jiminy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Remember folks, if you do drugs you'll be sucking black guy dick and doing butt to butt in front of bankers

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Technically he didn't pull it out for air....🤷‍♂️

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wouldn't meth do that to someone?

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Your somehow made it to Baghdad 2003 1AD 3rd Brigade....Ahlan wa Sahlan! 🤷‍♂️

(We watched that movie about 20 or more times whilst deployed)

[–]RankAssPalace 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You will shart

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shart is one of those below the belt/sex/bathroom terms like Pain-al and Road Head that makes me giggle whenever I think about it!

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

You yell "Ass to Ass" everytime you see two women together.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I knew you'd make this comment.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, I'm glad I didn't disappoint?

[–]Maggotus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

bored to death

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hopefully each time it seems less astounding and more baseless and confounded. It is a great movie if you are 12 and are first learning to think outside of your immediate desires but it is not really that deep or well thought out.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What would you say is a deep film?

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a good question. On the one hand I don't think any film really goes that deep. Real intellectual exploration happens in short spurts and discussions. Things like podcasts, and around bonfires with intelligent friends. A good joke can cut deeper into the meaning of things than any blowhard director can fathom.

But on the other hand that means that films should be judged for what they are. On a curve. Something like Freaks and Geeks does a better job exploring the nature of humanity than requiem. Maybe I'm just not a drug addict. I'm not really a movie buff so it's hard for me to name anything off the top of my head, but it would definitely be a movie that was not trying to be social commentary. Something that is slandered as "far right" because it hit on some deep truth that the leftist hollywood machine doesn't want explored.

Generally speaking hollywood has a certain type of person with a certain type of experience. That leads to common misinterpretations of reality.

[–]Entropick 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you end up living in the movie Gummo

[–]Be_incorrigible 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You commit suicide. So if you're like, at 19, stop now.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good to see you around.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You find a new unhealthy suicidal obsession, like listening to Clubbed to Death 20 times in a row. Or use heavier drugs, like playing Nickelback.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like to call them Fucklebuck 🤷‍♂️

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Somewhere in Seattle, a hacky-sack is forever lost down a storm drain.

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a shitty movie so I'd probably drink heavily to survive the cringe.

[–]monkeymagic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

totally depends on how weak your mind is. self respecting people won’t subject themselves to that much hollywood willingly.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nothing out of the ordinary.