How much pussy are you niggas getting?

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    [–]Hematomato 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    When P-lightning has cum a sufficient amount,

    That's when he logs into his eBay account.

    He writes: "I'm selling my chonies. They smell like the shitter."

    And each day Christ the Lord is the highest bidder.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    A funny was written by the hematoma suffering man
    While Ed carried away a kid in his van
    In common they have an affinity for AI
    But I write these by hand, bitch, that's why the quality's so high.

    [–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Mine was a 2019 poem that I altered.

    https://clickhole.com/6-poems-about-slime-written-by-idiots-1833897509/

    You're seeing AI where it ain't.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    The man of ill health expects his foe to weep
    As he is waving authentic receipts
    Declares he: "I got these from here and here,"
    But his lack of creativity stays equally clear.

    [–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    It's like you're trying to go for three dactyls and a trochee, but then you just give up and say "eh, fuck it, if the lines are about the same length it's fine."