i've got a question about heaven

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[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Heaven is on the moon, dawg. Don't try to Superman-jump to it; it's farther away than you think. (All the planets in the solar system could fit in the space between Earth and the moon; seriously.) That's why sinners get sent to Mars, instead. And Doomguy kills them again.