What will you do about the fact that chads will graduate college in 3~ months and celebrate with a foursome? Nothing?

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[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They they'll parlay their MBA doctorates in finance into lucrative gigs trading options for a million dollars per month and live satisfying lives on Wall street, where they will make love to a different super-model every night and wake up to a gormay breakfast prepared by 5 star michellin chefs every morning!

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gormay lol (also Michelin only rates up to 3 stars)