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[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Simplified to the extreme for the retard:

  • Species A are small organisms that can move quickly to catch prey. This is advantageous as food is scarce and predation from larger organisms is a concern. They are very successful and come to inhabit a large area.

  • One of these areas actually has an abundance of prey and a lack of any other predators. Members of Species A in this area no longer need to run to catch their food, thus moving quickly is no longer a particularly beneficial trait. Nor is being small. Over time, this population of Species A become larger and slower, as offspring with these traits are no longer victims of predation or starvation.

  • Eventually, members of this new population are on average over five times the size of other members of Species A and are simply physically incapable of mating with them. They are now Species B.

[–]GOFUCK 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

musky OK, HERE IS THE DEAL.. I HAVE BEEN CHATTING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND WE ARE ARRANGING FOR A FULL INTERVENTION FOR YOU TO GET INTO A DRUG AND ALCOHOL REHAB.. YOUR MOTHER IS SO LOVELY, THO I SUSPECT THAT SHE IS A BIT OF A DRUNK ALSO LIKE YOU WHICH DOESNT HELP MATTERS MUCH.. I CALL HER "D" AND YOUR FATHER SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A PERVERY PEDO, I CALL HIM "J".. I AM WORRIED ABOUT HIS HEALTH CONDITIONS, WHICH PROBABLY IS ROOTED IN HIS PORNO ADDICTIONS.. THE POOR OLD MAN, HE WILL PROBABLY DIE WITH A CHEAP PORN MAG IN HIS HANDS, HAPPY AS A LARK. SO, LETS GET YOU INTO TREATMENT SO THAT YOU CAN FIND A SPONSOR AND GET REAL!