Batman faced his fears by going into the cave to confront the bats he was traumatized of. Should I as a 180 cm (5'11") manlet, spend a year in The Netherlands getting mogged by 6' tall Dutch women?

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[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First, identify as a woman.

Second, go out and commit an arrestable felony. You absolutely must ensure that you get caught red-handed. Be sure to resist your arrest. Be a complete jerk to the police officers who apprehend you in order for them to hate you.

Third, be unrepentant at your trial. Also, do and say everything you can to piss of the jury. Along with the pissed-off cops barely able to contain their hatred for you at trial, this will ensure a guilty verdict and guarantee that you receive the maximum term in a woman's prison.

Fourth, let your cellmate have her way with you. That way, when you are released in 25 years, you will not only have finally relinquished your virginity but will most certainly be a new man... err... woman.

I really should write an advice column.