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[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

There's not much I really can do. That is simply the way of the world. I can have sex, and you can poop without screaming in agony as the toilet fills with blood.

[–]MVP0[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Those were newbie tactics, your current imaginary partner will be covered in much more than excrement.